Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 5 is officially halfway over. This week the Cerritos and her crew are dragged to the hellish Starbase 80. Itโs not a place that Mariner (Tawny Newsome) has spoken particularly highly of. Over the course of this season, in particular, itโs been mentioned a fair few times. So itโs easy to approach this episode as some kind of payoff to all this, a fitting affair for the halfway mark in the season.
Is Starbase 80 as braindead and odd as Marinerโs described? Can the crew leave with their sanity intact? How much gel can one person apply in one go? All these questions, and more, will be answered in this review of this weekโs Lower Decks adventure โStarbase 80?!โ.
WARNING โ Spoilers follow below for Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 5 Episode 5 โStar Base 80?!โ

Lower Decks Dragged into Hell
The episode starts with the Cerritosโ navigational computer all busted up, with the ship basically flying blind while in warp. It leaves them with a few options, go to Starbase 80 to get it fixed, or spend 400 years at impulse power going anywhere else. While the choice is obvious to anyone, it doesnโt stop Mariner from pleading and crying on the bridge the whole ride there. Forced to revisit the site of her rock-bottom reassignment, itโs not hard to see why.
The station they see is in a state of disrepair, lending some credence to Marinerโs stories. Perhaps she really did fall down a random hole in the floor. If thereโs anywhere in Starfleet I could imagine having one of those, itโs there. The crew also seems out of time, with more than a few being a little wacky. This episode has a very memorable guest cast, each of them feeling distinct and surprisingly well-rounded for a 25-minute episode of television.
The real hellish aspects of the station however are on show when Captain Freeman (Dawnn Lewis) and Ransom (Jerry OโConnell) are in search of the shipโs engineer to get the help that they need. Even if the twist is a little obvious, a classic identity ruse, the tour of the base they get in the process revels in the layers of darkness and disrepair the stationโs in. All ended up in one of the funniest closing gags of any Lower Decks episode that had me laughing long after the credits started rolling.
Throwback
Beyond looking like something out of a horror movie, the stationโs complete with things that make it an absolute treat for Star Trek fans. The station lacks a lot of technological advances that the 24th century takes for granted, even less than cutting-edge ships like the Cerritos. Be it the uniforms, the communicator panels, or even a 23rd-century coat of paint in most rooms. Itโs like a remnant of The Original Series that refuses to move on.
Thereโs something endearing about the crew wearing jumpsuits from Star Trek: Enterprise. Theyโre even more old-school and are a nice novelty for the episode. I remember showrunner Mike McMahan talking about doing some Enterprise fanservice this season. Even if this ends up being all there is, itโs amazing. It felt almost like watching 3 separate eras of the franchise clash together.
Thatโs not to say thereโs nothing wholly original on the station. Iโm something of a Star Trek completionist and have never seen a corndog stand anywhere before, let alone in the middle of engineering (thatโs also got its gravity inverted). When the show wants to do something funny, it does. Thereโs something about this episode thatโs funnier than most episodes of the show. In showing the most ridiculous Starbase out there, the team has really gone all out in the joke department.

Second Chances
Nostalgia aside, thereโs so much more to the station. There are corridors clearly inspired by horror cliches, complete with chains dangling from the ceilings. Oxygen leaks everywhere, things sparking at every corner. Needless to say, itโs not exactly a conducive working environment. But thereโs more to this than meets the eye โ behind every scary gang, thereโs someone ready to offer you more arcade tokens. When the lifts stop working, thereโs a massive flight of stairs to take you where you need to go.
By the end of the episode, Starbase 80 is framed not as a cursed hellhole, but rather a hub for second chances. It juxtaposes really nicely against what Mariner had been thinking the whole episode. It reframes not just her dread this week, but also her time at the station previously. Even though the stationโs far from being in perfect working order, it almost lights up and feels like a home by the episodeโs end.
If I didnโt know any better, Iโd say that it felt like a Lower Decks answer to Deep Space Nine. One of the most insignificant stations, with nobody doing anything particularly important. Nothing but bare, routine, Star Trek officers doing smaller assignments. I find myself treating โStarbase 80?!โ almost like a backdoor pilot. Side characters feel more fleshed out than usual, and it feels like a world Iโm almost too desperate to revisit.
Breaking the Curse
The episodeโs climax involves the Starbase 80 crew storming the Cerritos, curing all of the infected crew. Self-destruct sequences stop and start almost impossibly quickly, zombie-like crewmembers roaming around every hallway. Although knowing that this โcurseโ is spread through the com badges, itโs not entirely clear what their intentions are with โspreadingโ it.
It ends up being an anaphasic entity, albeit one far less powerful than what we saw in Star Trek: The Next Generationโs โSub Rosaโ. While itโs a classic episode of the series, itโs not one thatโs particularly highly regarded. The decision to revisit the alien species is a bit of an odd one. Although with the green lightning effect, and living undead aesthetic, itโs done very faithfully. The only thing missing is a love affair, to complete the โSub Rosaโ ensemble.
With some quick thinking from the baseโs British doctor, the entity is removed from the whale hosts. Too often written off as a joke, the Cetacean Ops feels far less like an outlandish punchline here. If only for this week, it feels just like any other department on the ship. Like Mariner before them, this entity is also given a second chance, on Starbase 80. While it may not be the most idyllic posting, for some, itโs home.

Conclusion
This is one of the most obvious โdonโt judge a book by its coverโ stories that Star Trek has ever told. But itโs a damn effective one. Knowing that Mariner resigned from Starfleet minutes after setting foot on the station initially, the viewer does go in expecting the worst. With how much itโs been alluded to just this season, I was expecting death to leap out of every doorway. However, Starbase 80 wasnโt, and โStarbase 80?!โ is all the better off for it.
The episode was also among the series funniest. Freeman and Ransom running around the station got more than a few laughs out of me. Endless staircases, giant bats, and gangs hanging out in shady alleys. So much of this episode was out of left field, but was also a visual treat for fans of The Original Series. As far as season midpoint payoffs come, this was pretty sweet. Iโm really looking forward to next week.
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